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There is always
one isn't there? Some idiot goes to a sporting event-
usually gets drunk and then runs onto the arena
forgetting to get dressed. Don't we all hate them. A
blight on society. The Wessex Tourist Board has
therefore decided to name and shame the female
participants. As an example to others the people of
Wessex put people in the stocks and burnt witches. Now
we present our page as a public shame. We have listed these loathsome people by sport and shamelessly show their very inadequate attributes. So ladies if you are contemplating ruining sporting events be warned we at the Wessex Tourist Board are ready to shame you. In the meantime Abercrombie & Fitch have produced the t-shirt on the right. Surely the whole purpose of streakers is that they don't wear clothes. So this is the most useless piece of marketing. This is a public health warning this page has indecent content. |
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Click on the Sport you require
let us dream of what we imagine they look like: Getting Ready For The Olympics? |
A young chick
goes streaking at a phillies/Rockies game .If she
would have let those rockie mountains breathe a lil more
it woulda been better... |
A Jays
Streaker |
Don't Know
Where |
They Have
Their Points |
Is the Cop in
Love? |
Even
though she is only topless, I included Inga Trakimova
to make a point. Some people say that we should
just streakers, that thet are just attention
seekers. Well people didn't ignor her! She even got on
TV. I say, if they seek
attention, then there is no harm in giving it to them.
They deserve our attention. You try to do a streak! |
Australian
Basketball
Streaker
running
past
players
during
Adelaide
36ers
vs West Sydney Razorbacks match at the State Sports
Centre in Homebush, Sydney 02 Oct 2002. |
Monday,
18 January, 2000. During the game Titillating Tracy
Sergeant, 22, a waitress, bounced along the
portable rink up to champion David Gourlay and his
60yr old Welshman opponent Les Saunders, and planted a
kiss on each. Later she explained, "Bowls has a
reputation as a boring game and I wanted to liven it
up."I did it as a dare. My friends were egging me on
to do it for a laugh. I'd put on a jumper and a pair
of jogging bottoms beacuse I knew they'd be easy to
take off and quickly stripped off behind the stands. When my mate gave me the thumbs-up I was
like "Whoosh" across the green."The
crowd loved it. There was a few gasps but they cheered
and clapped. I read
afterwards that one bloke said it was the best four
quid he'd ever spent. Tracy
made sympathetic headlines across the United Kingdom.
Norfolk officials told the Glasgow Herald no charges
would be filed. Issuing a tongue-in-cheek statement,
they said, "After having studied the whole unsavory
incident on 43 occasions, including slow motion
replay, we have decided against implementing a rule
that spectators should remain clothed at all times."
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Commonwealth
Bowls
streak July 30, 2002(?) A galloping blonde streaker forced officials to patriotically wrap her in an English flag before police led her away. |
10 Pin Bowling |
28
July 1996 England and Pakistan at Lords. Before 28,000
fans. Two guys who look like constables are with her,
but thay have not restrained her or tried to cover her,
but seem to be clearing a path for her |
4th December 2001 Australia verses New Zealand Cricket in Perth. | Looks Like A Third Slip |
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Sheila Nicholls, described as "shapely" by newspapers, ran
onto the Lords pitch and cavorted before 25,000 fans on
May 29, 1989. She had not been drinking, and streaked
because, "someone said it would be funny if there was a
streaker, and suddenly I had this urge. I waited for the
over to finish before going on to the pitch. It wouldn't
be cricket to interrupt play." Having escaped a number
of police officers, she "rounded it off with a
cartwheel." Led from the field into the pavillion, the
Australian players wanted to shake her hand, and "a big
fat chap with an MCC tie strode up to me and said 'Jolly
well done.' That made me feel much better." She was
merely cautioned for disorderly behaviour. |
A female streaker tries to get Ross Taylor's
attention on Day 3 at the New Zealand vs Pakistan 2nd
Test, Basin Reserve, Wellington. Of course, his
score of 97 was the only other positive in the match
which Pakistan won by 141 runs. |
27th July 2000 Bunbury verses Malcolm
Marshall Comedian Rory Bremner of the Bunbury checks out
the female streaker during the match against the Malcolm
Marshall . |
Headingley August 1996 |
I've Lost My
Bra Tuesday 30th August 2001Colchester. 23-year-old Greenstead native Kelly Baker's daring dash, which included cartwheels, brought whoops of encouragement from a full house at an Essex cricket match at Colchester's Castle Park ground. She worked as a nightclub dancer and had trained as a gymnastics teacher. Kelly's plans to do more streaks did not materialize. Evening Gazette |
Madeline Perry Cricket
England Versus West Indies at Lords 25 June 1995. |
England
v
Australia,
Lords
2009 Members Have To Wear Ties Raine Stops Play Is it crumpet for tea ? |
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These girls at an India vs England match took
their t-shirts off and the security guy did not think it
was cricket. So he asked them to put them back on! |
India Imports Cheerleasers from Australia as
Indian Women won't do it |
Stanford 2020 has its cheer squad
too. And here, they are seen dancing with
the trademark Stanford 2020 black bats. |
All
across the West Indies, cricket is interlinked with
Carib Beer - the beer of the caribbean. And
Carib girls have been around much before the IPL cheer
squad. |
"I
needed a Stiff one for darts Streak," said the blonde,
hairdresser Emma before her Sunday 7th January 2001
interruption of the Embassy World Championships at
Lakeside Country Club in Frimley Green . Emma, 20, had
joked to pals for years about baring all on live TV
and a visit to the annual championships in Firmley,
Surrey gave her the perfect chance. "It was something
I wanted to do for ages but I was really nervous so my
friends gave me a tequilla." After making a quick trip
to the ladies room to take off her undies, Emma
returned to her seat to wait for the moment. "I tried
to time it between sets because I didn't want to put
the players off. Then I whipped off my trousers and
T-shirt and ran out." Title
holder Ted Hankey had just gone 2-0 up in his
best-of-five-sets match against Shaun Greatbatch when
the young woman ran on to the Lakeside Country Club
stage and waved her arms. Both
players were unsettled and the match was halted while
security staff nabbed her. After a delay of 20
minutes, the players reappeared on stage and the break seemed to have done littleto
detract from Hankey's concentration as the 32-year-old
quickly wrapped up a 3-0 win.
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28th
September 2003 THE Mascot
Grand National at Huntingdon Racecourse, Cambridge was
plunged into chaos by a busty streaker. Contestants dressed as mice, foxes, chickens
and swans were thrown off course as the mystery woman
ran towards them. I don't know
how anyone can take seriously the contest which
features 69 mascots. The differences in the costumes
can give certain contestants advantages or
disdadvantages.
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On
November 7, 2006 at 2pm during the Melbourne Cup,
Australia’s most famous horse race, Jodi Ruckley, a
woman in her late twenties or early thirties streaked
naked with “HorseRacingKills.org” written on herback
in red paint, joining a field which included
Headturner and (un)Zipping. She was taken into custody
by police where she was clothed and given a field
court attendance notice for offensive behaviour. She faced court charges for offensive
behaviour. Seems they really hate her.
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Annie
Martine |
Sammy
Gee |
ERICA ROE THE QUEEN OF
RUGBY STREAKERS What would rugby be like without Streakers? Erica Roe, who now lives in Portugal,
Started it at Twickenham says. " I wasn't even meant to be at
Twickenham; I was supposed to be at work in my
bookshop in Petersfield, Hampshire. I blame my elder
sister Sally, who was going with a clutch of
rugger-bugger friends and roped me in. About 25 of
us arrived and went straight to the beer tent, where
we spent quite some time. I was definitely tipsy. I
couldn't do anything so ridiculous as streaking
cold-blooded! One of the guys in our
group had the hots for me and kept getting too close
for comfort, so my friend Sarah Bennett and I moved
down to the front. We were getting a bit bored,
thought we should do something and within seconds
had decided 'let's streak'. It was an impulse thing.
We threw our clothes off. I handed my bra to some
people behind me - and my packet of Marlboro.
Half-time arrived, and off I went. I remember
running like hell, knowing I was being pursued and
looking back for Sarah, who didn't join me. I heard
all this screaming and thought, 'I have to get off,
the second half is starting'. But I quickly realised
the roar was for me. Then of course I behaved like
an egotistical bitch, put my arms in the air and
went, 'Yes! Hi!' That was fun. Then I turned back to
try and get Sarah out, which is why I was caught.
These days the police get very aggressive with
streakers but they were gentle with me. I was lucky.
I didn't get fined or treated badly and didn't have
dogs yapping at my heels. A policeman famously put
his helmet over my chest to protect my modesty. At
Twickenham police station they rang my poor parents,
who had no idea. My father and two brothers had been
watching the match on television. At half-time my
father got up to get a cup of coffee. My brother
shouted, 'Pa!, Pa!, A woman just ran across the
pitch who looked like Erica!' But they all assumed
it couldn't possibly be me and resumed watching the
match. The media reaction was incredible. Much of it
was fun. But the whole experience has debunked all
the intrigue one has about being famous and being in
the media. Most boys and girls dream of being famous
footballers, ballerinas or actresses. So when I got
this chance, I grabbed it. In this day and age
people become famous for nothing - like me, for
instance! Fame is now a money-making thing, but it
wasn't then. Some people made a lot of money out of
me, but not the large amount they could now. In the
three years afterwards, when I did personal
appearances and opened shops, I only made about
Ł8,000 - not a lot. People say if it happened now
I'd be a millionaire or get my own TV show out of
it. People did recognise me in the street which was
nice at first, but then became disgusting. At any
rugby event they rolled out the red carpet, kissed
my feet and saw it for what it was - fun. But
when I was lowered onto the pitch from a helicopter
at a football match in Bristol, men pushed onto me.
That was smut. A guy from Penthouse or Playboy
offered me thousands to take off my clothes but I
told him he'd got the wrong end of the stick - that
I would never do such a thing. The shitty Sun asked
me to 'model some fashion clothes', which meant
putting on the skimpiest clothes they could find. I
hated that. I wasn't model material. I was a short,
fat little dumpling with big boobs and I wasn't very
attractive in clothes. The streak was a strange
lesson and I'm glad I did it.It has made me a better
person and more content because people have this
illusion that being famous is incredible, which it
is - but only if you're famous for doing something
worthwhile. I became famous, but only for my boobs.
I now live happily in Portugal with my three amazing
kids and a man who loves me. I'm 43. We're farmers
and export sweet potatoes. I drive tractors and
struggle in the mud. I'm going to build a mud hut
beside the Atlantic. What else do you need?
At this remove, it is interesting to recall the reaction of her father, Peter. "She spent her childhood in Africa where such things are not regarded with disfavour. It is seen as being perfectly natural." |
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On Saturday, 14 November 2002, rugby fan Clare Morgan turned up to watch the match against Fiji wearing a jacket, boots, and a Welsh flag draped around her as a skirt. Just after Wales scored their first try, she tore her clothes off and ran onto the Millennium Stadium pitch. Cheering fans rose to their feet as she held the flag aloft - before being tackled by a steward on the 22-metre line. The blonde from Swansea did it as a response to a challenge from her friends to raise Ł300 for the BBC's annual Children in Need Appeal. But her fund-raising streak landed her before Cardiff magistrates charged with breaching public order. Miss Morgan was conditionally discharged but was ordered to pay Ł55 costs. |
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Diane Phillips, a 22 year
student from Plymouth, interrupted the final of
Snooker's British open between Peter Ebdon and Jimmy
White in October 2000. |
During
the final of the 1997 Benson & Hedges Masters
between Steve Davis and Ronnie O'Sullivan, play was
brought to a temporary halt as snooker's first ever
female streaker - Lianne Croft invaded the match arena
running three times around the snooker table. Steve
Davis complained he was concentrating so hard he only
saw her back. Otherwise the interruption didn't do the
39 year old father of two any harm. He went on to win
10-8, to lift his only trophy of the 97/98 season. Lianne
said she did it because the game was "depressingly
boring" at that point. |
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A Policeman's Lot |
Is That What They Call Henman Hill? |
Debenture Holder's Bonus |
Melissa Johnson's Wimbledon Debut |
WIMBLEDON, England. July 1996. A
23-year-old London student, Melissa Johnson, her
courage bolstered by a few drinks, climbed over a
barrier at one end of the court and dashed the
length of its periphery -- passing in front of
finalists Richard Krajicek and MaliVai Washington
as they posed near the net for photographs. This
girl gets popints off for having to get courage
from a bottle, and the fact that she wasn't fully
naked, but she was damn close. Johnson, who
had been working as a catering assistant at
Wimbledon during her summer holidays, was topless
and wore only a tiny maid's apron, which she
lifted up dependuing on whether she wanted to
reveal her top or bottom. She was quickly escorted
off the court near the Royal Box by two
policemen. Both players broke into laugher,
as did most of the 14,000 fans. Washington paused
a moment and then doubled over trying to contain
his laughter. Walking back to the baseline to
begin his warmup, the American lifted up his
tennis shirt to bare his own chest and received a
large ovation. "I look over and I see this
streaker ..." said Washington, who later was to
lose to Krajicek. "Gee, she smiles at me. She had
on almost like an apron. She lifted it up and she
was still smiling at me. I got flustered, and
three sets later I was gone. ... That was pretty
funny." Johnson was taken to Wimbledon police station where she was held until the end of the match. A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said "no further action" would be taken. Once again a female got away with it. Usually stiff and proper, The All England club was unexpectedly light-hearted regarding the moment. "Whilst we do not wish to condone the practice, it did at least provide some light amusement for our loyal and patient supporters, who have had a trying time during the recent bad weather," a club statement said. A Centre Court spectator, 57-year-old travel agent Peter Goord, said the streak even drew a humorous reaction from the royals. "When she got in front of the Royal Box, she lifted it up and showed everything off," Goord said. "The Duke of Kent was laughing like mad. She then ran into the policemen's arms. There was no way she was trying to get away." Wimbledon officials expressed concern before the opening of the tournament two weeks ago that a streaker might appear -- coaxed on by several of Britain's large bookmakers offering odds on it happening. Before the tournament, William Hill bookmakers reduced the odds on a streaker interrupting Centre Court play during the final to 4-1. It was believed to be the first incident of streaking ever at Wimbledon. Johnson graduated from Manchester University with a degree in graphic design. |
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